ladies and gentlemen, if i may take some time out of my regularly scheduled broadcast, i'd like to promote an up-and-coming young artist whose very name is synonymous with ... good. this man is one of my best friends, and his first published comic is being released very shortly. here's a description of the comic, and here's where you can go to buy it. don't be such a cheapskate; it's only $2.95, and, if you don't like it, i will personally refund your money.

(note: i will not personally refund anything. because you'll love it. also, i don't like sending money through the mail.)