in high school, every thursday used to be cheeseday. now i find out that wisconsin has a fair entitled "cheesedays." it makes sense. i need to find out how i can become a cheeseday ambassador.

we also had "ass slapping day," "ben folds five t-shirt day," and the short-lived "suit day," which, for females, would have translated to "ball gown day," had i owned any ball gowns. gosh!