not that i need a little skirt to hide my thighs- because, believe me, boys, they're fantastic- but i really want to find a 1930's style bathing suit to wear. i want the skirt and the modest top and even the little sunhat. why? because it spells class. c-l-a-s-s. class.

it took me forever to find that image, and it's not even a good one, but i felt kind of odd searching through pages and pages of bikini-clad girls in order to find that suit i had in mind. it started to strike me, after a while, as humorous, perverted, and homosexual. although i am humorous, i am no perverted homosexual.... not that there's anything wrong with that, as all of my perverted homosexual friends will attest to- but, anyways, this is the image that you image-thirsty fucks will have to deal with.

find me a bathing suit like this, okay?