i'm teaching a class. here are the supplies that you will need:
- four number 2 pencils, or one number 8 pencil.
- one oversized novelty pencil, from busch gardens.
- one black pen, one red pen, one blue pen, one fountain pen, one gel pen, one ballpoint, one erasable pen, one flashlight pen.
- hole puncher.
- folders labeled: "completed homework," "homework i plan on completing," "homework i have no plan to complete," "notes concerning homework," "notes concerning attractive people in the class," "notes from the underground by fyodor dostoyevsky," "notes on cliffnotes for notes from the underground by fyodor dostoyevsky," "notes from other classes," "pictures of koko the gorilla, ambassador to humans."
- one stack wide ruled paper. usage of college ruled paper will result in automatic reduction of grade.
- graphing calculator, for graphing. and calculating.
- one duran duran trapper keeper, complete with velcro.
- twelve sheets red construction paper.
- one bag pretzels.
- one english-japanese dictionary.
- two gallons correction fluid.
- one yard stick.
- one pair safety scissors.
- light-up, 20" diameter globe, or single, fold-up map of el paso, texas and surrounding communities.
- bingo markers, OR rubber cement, OR heavy duty staple gun, OR a mini-refrigerator. stocked.
- supplies from which to construct a sock puppet. please make sure sock has been properly laundered first.
- 16 mm film reels.
- six test tubes, preferably with the babies already inside of them.
also, be prepared to pay the following fees:
- $30 sign-up free.
- $60 anticipated graduation fee.
- $20 pitch-in fee for teacher's gift during certain holidays.
- $200 lab fee.
- $50 fee just for looking at the lab.
- $80 hot lunch fee, or $70 "i choose to brown bag it" fee.
- $5 fee if you plan on using my kleenex.
- $90 enlightenment fee.
- $450 per credit hour. i'm still trying to decide if i'm offering 10 credits, 12 credits, or 60 credits.
stay tuned for when i list required reading and course syllabus.
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