i love roger williams university.

last night, i had a hundred dreams. i dreamt of ghost babies in cowboy suits, old folks at the old folks home, the deep south, working at wal-mart, shopping at wal-mart in order to find the perfect gift for a spoiled rich girl that was dying, alternate universes, moving to memphis for love, missing my love, living in a stinky garage, toys that had personalities, decorated mansions twinkling in the nighttime, my parents driving me around in a station wagon, having the newspaper delivered three times a week, attending school in my underwear, and playing miniature golf with the sister of a kidnapped child. i think i let her win.

today is presidents' day. let's enjoy a quote by roosevelt on this day: "speak softly and carry a big stick." now let's enjoy a quote by jackie on this day: "opticals are always busy on presidents' day, which is why i go to work muttering softly and carrying a big stick."