it's been snowing all day. soon i leave for work and have to drive in the snow. this does not make me happy. i would take the private jet to work instead, but it's in the shop having the wet bar installed. if anybody asks, it's been in the shop for seven years, about the time i bought it.

i think i stepped on a shard of glass today. i think the shard of glass is enroute to my heart. i should probably get a few key things done before it kills me. hmm, what have i always wanted to do? run naked through the snow? shovel some snow while partially naked? clear some snow off the car while wearing a leotard and heels? no, none of those sound right. so i guess i'll just chill and watch some t.v. for a bit.