i thought this article, entitled "dean: 'i have all kinds of warts'" would be a startling and heartfelt confession of one presidential candidate trying to deal with the fact that he got "all kinds of [genital] warts" from a dirty tiajuana hooker. i, of course, was let down.

you really have to watch what you say to the media. when you say, "i have all kinds of warts," you can certainly bet that people are going to think first of your genitals. i mean, that's a natural reaction, yes?