Here's a sample of my internet search history in the weeks leading up to Andy:

Baby movements near pelvis
BPA stats
BPA studies
BPA studies UK
Breast milk test strips
Breastfeeding alcohol
Canada listeria law
Cephalic position 37 weeks
Daily listeria test
Deli meat
Dilated breech
Doctor can't feel baby's head 37 weeks
Fetal movement near ribs 37 weeks
Fetus hiccups
Frequent fetus hiccups third trimester
How to burp a baby
Induce
Infant sleep incline
Listeria
Listeria outbreak
Listeria Subway sandwiches
Listeria paranoia
Lunch meat and pregnancy
Lunch meat pregnancy Potbelly's
Mucous plug
Newborn take out of house
Nipples pregnancy
Organic food pregnant
Potbelly's pregnancy
Prenatal vitamins
Protein in urine pregnancy
Signs of cord compression
Triclosan pregnancy
Triclosan soap pregnancy
Triclosan studies
Unborn hiccups
US listeria meat
When does baby drop

Strange how I didn't google "How having a baby is freaking awesome." Nothing but fear. And yet everything turned out fine, and I have the best, most amazing baby boy ever. Huh.