balls to the wall

cubs game tomorrow, unless it rains. gotta tell you, i don't get very excited about wrigley field. the other two fields i've been to (miller park and new comiskey), i have reasons to be excited.

miller park:

kosher hot dogs
that crazy fucking mascot
outside beer garden area
elephant ears
sausage race

comiskey:

churros!
fireworks
that guy who comes around with the backpack full of margarita

that's all i got. granted, i enjoy watching the cubs, but in order for a team to win me over, they really need to strap a margarita backpack onto some random dude and then proceed to make grown adults dressed as sausages run around in a circle. is that so much to ask?