what a slow news day. my friend shane, who's spending a few months in england, says that the natives there put vinegar on french fries. i've never heard of such a thing, and i really hope that he's pulling my leg. you put cheese and ranch dressing and chives on french fries! you put vinegar on the floor, to get stains out. oh my.

i dyed my hair last night. i got dye all over my scalp, and now there are blue spots under my hair. it looks like strange, cancerous moles are growing along my hairline. this is not the image of myself i wish to project. hopefully a couple more shampoos will rid the spots. maybe i should use some vinegar?

i need to visit a foreign country. i need to taste and ultimately make fun of foreign food. i also need to exchange some currency. i've never had the pleasure of exchanging the almighty dollar for a bill containing prettier colors and pictures of royalty. alas, a girl can dream.