wearing sunglasses indoors is guaranteed to make you look like an alcoholic.

wearing sunglasses indoors while holding a baby makes you look an alcoholic mother.

my ring makes me think of a green lime floating in a golden corona beer.

one of my old retail managers used to say, "i deal with the public." that had a ring to it that i found kind of pompous. i deal with the public? what are you, an aide to the mayor?