what a great picture.

here's my list of things to do:

1. emerge entire body into vat of lotion, as that seems like the "simple" solution these days to my dry-skin troubles.
2. continue to avoid certain customer's insistent phone calls at work, urging other associates to "take a message" when he calls, as i'm obviously too busy readjusting my socks.
3. design and execute perfect valentine's day gift- or just stop at hallmark on saturday afternoon.
4. resume daydreaming about doing that book-signing in new york after the release of my first bestseller. resume not thinging about what that bestseller could possibly be about.
5. stop signing other people's bestsellers at the train station or else face having my train riding privileges revoked. again.
6. finally win that jackpot at pogo.com
7. stop mentioning pogo.com to other people, as that decreases my chance of winning said jackpot.
8. consider starting rigorous exercise program.
9. consider starting rigorous "eating and lounging" program.
10. finish writing that letter to stephen hawking regarding my own personal black hole theory, which involves chicken dumpling soup and gremlins.
11. work on posture. walk with a book on my head. rig up a system where i will get electrified, or sucker punched, if i dare slouch.
12. memorize all elvis songs for upcoming trip to graceland so that i can wow all the other fans. get studded suit and sideburn wig back from dry cleaners.
13. finish reading kurt vonnegut novel so i can start the young adult christopher pike book that i got from the used book store. remind self not to let anyone know that i'm still reading young adult christopher pike books.
14. delete 13.
15. delete 14 after deleting 13 as 14 will no longer make sense.
16. should probably delete 15, too. and... d'oh!