everybody adores christopher pike, even adults. which is why i'm starting a club called grown-ups loving pike, or g.u.l.p. for short. since i came up with acronym, i'm automatically president.

in other news, yesterday was a hellish day at work. the girls in the doctor's office were unruly and overly rowdy, and then there was the doctor himself, telling jokes with sexual innuendoes in front of customers and then getting so out of control as to knock the clock off the wall. it was as if everyone had been drinking, but believe me, if there had been alcohol around, i would have found it. now, in my other store, i loved these shenannigans. in this store, when i know i'm stepping up to management and will be accountable for all this crap- oh, how i hate the shenannigans.

it's like somebody up there is trying to teach me a lesson. anyhow, did you know christopher pike's real name is kevin macfadden? if he had written under his real name, i might have named the club macfadden's older reading krowd, or m.o.r.k.