please send me money.

i will also accept a money order. visa, mastercard, even vasa or moostercard. didn't i lend you, like, four thousand dollars last year? what do you mean you don't remember that happening? you owe me, bitch.

i've seen those little "make a donation" buttons on people's blogs. sometimes, i really want to get one of those, but then i stop to think: 1, no one will give me anything, and 2, i'm not blogging for the cash, and 3, it doesn't seem like the classiest thing on the planet to do. this coming from a girl who linked her amazon wishlist under the title "buy me stuff." and who starts her blog entry: "please send me money."

aw, fuck. don't send me anything.

unless you really want to.