boys, sign up for an imaginary girlfriend, or, girls, sign up to BE an imaginary girlfriend!!

i have found my calling. "have fun and earn cash!"

We're looking for someone who can provide an authentic long-distance girlfriend experience with a minimum of actual interaction. This may require creativity or improv skills in some cases to ensure that the appearance of a real relationship is maintained. Of course no actual romantic relationships are involved and you will never be encouraged to be a real life girlfriend in any situation. Imaginary Girlfriends are just that -- imaginary!

i can totally do this. i can send long, rose-scented letters detailing what a pillar he's been in my life; without him, i would have never made it through vet school. he's such a rock. next time i see him, i will reward him with heart-shaped hamburgers and a hot tub filled with rose petals. i, of course, will be in the hot tub, too- naked. i'm one hell of a girlfriend, always writing letters about getting naked. and saving dogs.

seriously, this seems like a load of fun. now all i need to do is find a semi-decent picture of myself. the only thing is, even though i would be imaginary, my "client" would surely fall in love with me from reading my letters. so how would i let him down easy? i'd have to say, "i don't even know how to make regular hamburgers, let alone heart shaped ones. and, yeah, i also lied about being an extra in along came polly. you big fucking loser."