This little girl in the Ally commercial, the one who DOESN'T get the real pony, is me when I was a kid. Truly, it is uncanny- especially since she gets the short end of the stick. It's okay, little Jackie. One day you'll have enough money and you can buy your own damn pony. Except you won't buy a pony. Because life is cold and harsh and makes you feel dead inside to the point where not even a real live pony can make you feel okay again.