1. I just tried to submit a review to Netflix, but they blocked my submission since apparently the word "porno" isn't allowed in their reviews. To be clear, the movie WASN'T a porno, but, as my review states, I thought the movie might turn into a porno at some point (and a pretty decent one at that), but, nonetheless, I had to go back and turn the word porno into porn. All in all, I found that mildly humorous. Why block the word "porno?" I think it's a perfectly legitimate word. Don't you?

2. Chris and I looked into renting cars for our upcoming vacation. I think it was Thrifty or Avis that gave us the choice to rent a "wildcard." For one low, flat fee, we could book the wildcard and then be completely and totally surprised on the day we go to pick up our ride. Part of me, the part of me that lives dangerously, really wanted to book the wildcard. The other part of me, the intelligent part of me that knows the wildcard is most definitely a huge, gas guzzling SUV (or an '88 Taurus), turned down that option pretty quick. But I'll always wonder about what could have been. I'll always wonder. Wildcard, bitches.