One of the Christmas gifts that I received was a Wii game called "Order Up!" It's one of those stressful cooking/ restaurant games that I love so much, the kind of game that makes me wonder why I didn't pursue a career in the fast food industry, since I'm so dang good at managing time, efforts, ingredients, etc. I could have had a stellar career at McDonalds, I suppose, if only I had really put my heart into it back in high school where I slaved there for my $5.15 an hour. Then again, the amount of stress that I put on my complexion alone wasn't worth the $5.15, much less a whole lifetime of oil-slicked skin for a career max of maybe $28k a year, tops. Anyway, I digress. What I meant to originally say was that I got this game, "Order Up!" that is supposed to come with a paper chef's hat. The idea is that you wear the paper chef's hat while playing as to look like a really big retard and to have your husband laugh at you for hours on end. And, I gotta tell you, I was really looking forward to tearing into that game and putting on that hat. However, somebody at the game factory messed up, because my copy of "Order Up!" did not come with a hat. This is unacceptable, and I'm considering writing a letter. In the mean time, I suppose I will play "Order Up!" while wearing a homemade hairnet that I plan to fashion from some old nylons. That's called "making do."