jesus comes quickly ...

... reads the sign in front of the church. i drive past wondering, "how do they know this??" is this in the part of the new testament that is rarely discussed, somewhere between the gospels and revelation, perhaps buried deep in one of the corinthians? i see the scene unfolding, jesus and mary magdalene in the dim afterglow, mary trying to hide her disappointment as jesus leers proudly at her. "how was it?" he asks, winking lecherously while wiping the sweat from his face. mary fumbles for words, hesitating before mumbling, "it was... fast. awfully fast."

jesus. our lord and savior, master carpenter, horrible in bed. churches should really hire copy-editors.