palindromific

i'm going to write a novel wherein each sentence is a palindrome. i already have the first sentence:

em, no poop on me.

it's going to be about two people, one named "em." both have poor grammer. the character that is not em is afraid that em is going to poop on her. this particular character does not like being pooped on.

this is all i have so far. i'm trying to figure out how to incorporate "lid off a daffodil" into the plotline. somebody, probably, is going to have to poop on the daffodil and then put a lid on it. i'm not 100% sure on how this will play out.