heavenly halves

a coworker and i are considering going into business together. there's a local strip club called "heavenly bodies" where a 'dancer' can make up to five hundred bucks per night in tips. i will be the heavenly bottom, and she will be the heavenly top. come for my butt, stay for her boobs.

i really tried to think of another word besides "come," but "arrive for my butt" just didn't do it for me.