chris and i have started drinking 'vitamin water.' perhaps you've heard of this stuff; it's like kool-aid, only queerer tasting and pumped full of all sorts of vitamins that probably don't get absorbed into your system anyhow. the thing is, i'm mostly sold on this product. seeing as my diet is about as nutritious as the rhythm method is foolproof, i'm willing to try any 'quick fix' as to save a little grace. i do take a multi-vitamin most days, but what can i say? i love my food slathered with warm butter, sprinkled with handfuls of salt, and coated meticulously with layer upon layer of golden brown grease.

a spokesman for vitamin water is rapper 50 cent. this, i could do without.