coming soon- the cheese makes good on a promise and begins blogging again.

today i am home sick from work. i have razor blades in my throat and a fountain of goo in my nose. my skin lacks luster, and my brains have been replaced, let's hope temporarily, by cotton. this is the first time i've called in sick at this job; i'm not sure i did it right as i did it via voicemail. let's hope they don't donate my desk to vagabonds and demote me to sign post as a consequence of not having the guts to speak to my boss about the razor blades, goo, lack of luster, and mass of cotton.

i am interested in designing a board game for children. i have a lot of good ideas. if anyone would like to help or perhaps knows somebody at parker brothers, please contact me immediately. i will definitely be employing use of a spinner rather than dice.