noises i have heard from my new upstairs neighbors as of last friday

1. the hammering together of furniture
2. what must have been jumping jacks
3. arguments over what the fu** to do today
4. the sounds of heavily jogged laps around the bedroom
5. nighttime barfing and retching
6. morningtime barfing and retching
7. sobbing mixed with barfing and retching
8. repeated toilet flushing
9. screams of either horror or joy
10. perhaps the rehearsal of a noisy broadway play?
11. bedsprings springing
12. more jumping jacks