things to do by end of summer
 
pay off gambling debts; wait for broken thumbs to heal.
 
return "heart of the ocean" diamond to rightful owner.
 
set up correspondence with jerry stiller.
 
gain sixty pounds just for fun.
 
teach self basic surgical techniques; attain litter of kittens.
 
complete robot army and invade wyoming.
 
get remaining amounts of sugar out of my gas tank.
 
finish naming socks.
 
even out tan on left and right ass cheeks.
 
help chris present idea of "prescription windshield" to various optical retailers.
 
get copies of photos from private investigator; confront parents about animal trafficking.