this is a great website. watch episodes.

i have to write quarterly reviews for my associates at work today. the key is to include something positive for everything negative.

"katie is horrendously rude to customers. she does, however, always smell nice. she is consistently late to work. i really liked that sweater she wore today. an opportunity for katie would be to work on her sales goals. katie has all of her teeth."

i also have to create the upcoming schedule. that's always fun. "jackie, it appears you've scheduled yourself '1:30 to 3:30' everyday."

work stresses me out a little. i've never had specific things to do before; i just kind of walked in and hung out for a few hours. now i'm writing reviews, making schedules, and yesterday i trained one of the managers for another store. a lot of my training went like this:

"they say you're suppose to do this, but i never do it.... here's another thing that's kind of important, but i don't do that either.... you won't have to worry about this because if somebody asks you about it, you can always just make up something."

i'm due for a promotion any day now.