my sister and her boyfriend of three years have allegedly broken up. actually, my sister's just assuming they've broken up, as they got into a huge fight and now he's completely avoiding her and having his friends lie to her as to his whereabouts. she's also certain that he cheated on her. which makes me think: how could we all have been so wrong about him?

it's funny; last week, i would have said, "my sister's boyfriend? he's great! they're perfect together!" today i say, "if i see the goddamn asshole, i'm going to run him down. him and his dog." which i say despite knowing nothing about his pet status.

i feel awful for my sister, because she's the most beautiful, funny, and sweet girl in the entire world. she should never have to deal with heartache. other girls, they can deal with heartache. the olsen twins, for instance. they deserve a little heartache. why? well, why not?