turns out i have several callings in life. this one is an eye for matchmaking. sure, i've failed a few times in the past, but i'd like to think that i've always been close. my latest coupling is gina and brian: gina, my favorite near-redhead (as opposed to rachel, my favorite redhead), and brian, chris' favorite... towhead. i put them together because they have similiar body types. this is key in any relationship. beyond that, they're both scathingly sarcastic and fans of casual sex, alcohol, and other vices that i will choose not to mention on this here blog.

i knew what i was doing. and i did such a good job.

i watched "monk" for the first time this morning. very funny television series, but in a subtle as opposed to slapstick way. as i said in my personal ad so many moons ago: slapstick is sexy; subtle is sexier. too bad tony shalhoub isn't very sexy.

back to work tomorrow. boo for me. diana and i are supposed to alternate our weekends off from now on, but somehow i'm working the next two weekends. huh.

pshh.