Feb 27, 2004

well, turns out i'm a morning person. all this time i thought i was a night person. for a while, i was convinced i was a mid-afternoon person. 3 pm was my time to shine. now, i'm waking up before 8 am every day and getting sooo much done. for instance, today i cured feline leukemia. it took a while, but it was just a matter of isolating the gene and then feeding it tomato sauce. not just any tomato sauce- it was laced with a hallucinogen. now i have to work on helping all those cats deal with the flashbacks and the sweaty tremors.

maybe tomorrow morning.

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