band name

i decided that if i start a band- which is very likely considering my incredible, and many, musical talents coupled with the fact that i have the determination of a bulldog- i'm going to call it "klondike 5." this, of course, is a reference to the fake phone numbers people give in books and movie. also, there will be 5 members in my band.

me
alex gonzalez of the chicago cubs
ed norton
john cusack
michael vartan

i don't care if any of the other members can't sing or play any instruments. i think we'll be popular nonetheless; also, it'll be oh-so-much fun for me. "alex, you'd better let me feel that muscle at least one more time. and do another dimple check. oh! there they are!!"

tee hee. watch for "klondike 5" during our nationwide tour, where we'll be certain to assure you that no other city rocks like [your city].


p.s. i'm also now blogging with the dudes from messiahforhire. i got a personal invitation via email and everything. it was very exciting to know that my blogging voice is being heard out there, and that people like my writing. now if only some big fancy new york publishing agency would send me an equally nice email, eager to publish that yet-to-be-finished novel i've... yet to finish.