a while ago, i subscribed to the yahoo group devoted to david sedaris. this is because i am madly in love with david sedaris, despite knowing that he's gay and it would probably never work. anyhow, for the past three months, my david sedaris group has been sending me nothing but porn links. i really don't think david sedaris would approve of this, and i'm not just saying this because none of the links are for *gay* porn. david sedaris strikes me as the kind of guy who would maybe tell humorous stories involving porn but never actually look at any himself; what with all the hours he devotes to making me laugh, i don't see how he could find the time for it. especially for the low quality sort of links these fucks have been sending me. talk about your ugly wierdos- not that i was curious enough to open any of the links, but, you know, i'm just assuming. anyhow, my point is that you should never join any online group, because eventually it's all going to come down to an inbox crammed with nasty porn links.

upon putting "david sedaris" into an anagram server, i found that the same letters spell, "a diver did ass." i suppose when you think about divers doing asses, this whole ugly mess seems a lot easier to understand. i mean, hell, i don't know. who brought this up in the first place?