my eye is red and burns. it burns, and it's red. first the flu, now this. i'm going to label this past week, "jackie gets every disease imaginable" week. by "every disease," i mean the flu and conjunctivitis. not, like, alzheimer's or something.

dan's band rocked mojoe's so hard last night that they were literally electrifying. read: dan's microphone continuously shocked him. i heard a lot of songs by them that i hadn't heard before, and they were good. even chris was impressed, and he has a heart of ice that can't easily be melted. i hear it's a congenital condition.

i have a feeling my eye will fall out of my head sometime today. that's why i'm bringing this net to work.