fuck this weather

fuck the cold and the wind chill. fuck the snow on the ground and the ice on my car. fuck the fact that my laundry facilities are in a separate building, making me put off the task for yet another day due to not wanting to walk there. fuck my lack of determination and inability to deal with adverse conditions.

but, more importantly, fuck winter. fuck winter illnesses and snow-caused car accidents. fuck that little toe on my right foot that goes numb, and stays numb, whenever i'm in the cold for anywhere over 13 seconds. fuck hats and gloves and scarves and sweaters. fuck shivering. fuck my drafty apartment. fuck people who describe this disasterous season using the word "wonderland."

i'm pissed off, and i'm likely to stay pissed off, at least until we're no longer in the negative degrees due to windchill. weather.com says it feels like -19 degrees. MINUS NINETEEN!! but, you know what? i'm not willing to accept the (positive) single digits or teens either. i won't settle for anything less than 30 degrees, because i'm tired of THIS BULLSHIT. do you hear me? i won't stand for it any longer! something drastic is coming, you'll see. fuck this weather. fuck it right in the... weatherhole.